” Marie Calendars?
Is having a pie sale?!”
Said in my best Lindsey Bluth voice. (If you don’t know WHAT I’m talking about, Netflix Arrested Development right now. You can thank me later)
I deserve a pie today, damn it! I ran over fourteen miles today.
At the end of my half marathon this morning my hip pack was sliding off my hips so far, I had to hold onto it with both hands as I made my way under the finish line and beelined it to the free chili.
Okay, “free chili” that I paid fifty five dollars to enter this race for.
This is what happened last time I ate chili, in 2004.
As you can, my “friends” have clearly locked me out of the car on the snowy Utah day, and yes they are flipping me off.
No one likes stinky chili eating Amber.
I got a little off track here…
Marie Calendars has the best Truffle Chocolate Pie EVER!
As I ran fourteen miles today you can bet your ass I’m buying a pie tomorrow!
