#MakingAdriansbirthdaygreatagain

Last night at the camp we found ourselves asking important questions like is Donald Trump really black on the inside? And why do all the children want to eat his brain? Flash backwards in time six hours and you will find me driving winding mountain roads as slowly as I possibly can in my all wheel …

Eggs baked in Chili Oil with Smoked Salmon and Lemon Mascarpone Cream

You know you had a fun and eventful weekend when it takes you two days of sitting on the porch watching thunder storms to recharge your batteries enough to even think of going for a run. Luckily for us Hurricane Hillary raging to the west like a bitch out of Arkansas is bringing our mountain …

8 Months and 4,000 Miles

It’s 11:30 at night and I am utterly exhausted from arguing. This was our first RV trip ever in our 1999 Fleetwood Storm and it had all the adventures that you would expect in the first RV trip. Having an accident leaving the driveway, smacking our electricity box and taking off the back bumper of the …

What to do Instead of Yosemite National Park

Each year thousands of annoying tourists clog the roads, the trails and the campgrounds of Yosemite National Park. Yosemite is such an awe-inspiring gorgeous place but the tourists and snow pigs just pack it like ants, throwing their trash out the windows of their mini vans and clogging up the beauty of this rugged landscape.  …

Subaru Screw Over Part 2

I will never buy another Subaru again after the bullshit I went through in the last week at the Subaru of San Bernardino. You would expect at a dealership where you had been a steady customer for the last ten years the management would not treat their customers like utter crap, but if you think that way …