Because everyone enjoys me ranting about Walmart….
Right?
The other day I stopped at Walmart for two thing’s,
Right?
The other day I stopped at Walmart for two thing’s,
I needed to exchange my heating pad for one that stays warm longer then a minute and buy new ear buds. My old ear buds make me look quite comical as they are so tied in a knot; I can only use one side at a time. Oh that really doesn’t matter though as the second one is missing most of…well it self.
So of course I had to wait in line behind a eighty pound fifteen year old girl with a baby. This is Walmart of course. I then make my way to the electronics department where I wrastle, yes wrastle with a piece of shelving unit. For the life of me I can not get the ear buds off of the shelve. Multiple employees walk by and ignore me. I didn’t want to ask for help and look like a retard. After a ten minute duel that I am not winning I finally ask one of ten employees sitting around watching my struggle to please help me for fucks sake. I have a feeling they have been standing there watching me for quite a while at this point.
When I ask for help they tell me I need to have an employee un lock the ear buds as apparently ear buds are a popular theft item. Wtf? They cost ten dollars?Just because the hommies cant purchase them on ebt they get locked up so honest tax paying citizens like I, have to waste their time tracking down an unsurly Walmart employee bearing the right key to the magic ear bud’s? So annoying. For all the trouble I have to go through I really hope Walmart prosecutes shop lifters.
So of course I had to wait in line behind a eighty pound fifteen year old girl with a baby. This is Walmart of course. I then make my way to the electronics department where I wrastle, yes wrastle with a piece of shelving unit. For the life of me I can not get the ear buds off of the shelve. Multiple employees walk by and ignore me. I didn’t want to ask for help and look like a retard. After a ten minute duel that I am not winning I finally ask one of ten employees sitting around watching my struggle to please help me for fucks sake. I have a feeling they have been standing there watching me for quite a while at this point.
When I ask for help they tell me I need to have an employee un lock the ear buds as apparently ear buds are a popular theft item. Wtf? They cost ten dollars?Just because the hommies cant purchase them on ebt they get locked up so honest tax paying citizens like I, have to waste their time tracking down an unsurly Walmart employee bearing the right key to the magic ear bud’s? So annoying. For all the trouble I have to go through I really hope Walmart prosecutes shop lifters.
