Is Ass hole two words or one?

If your wondering why my cat smells like onions, it’s because he is sleeping on my onions.

I thought these were planters.
I was wrong.
They are cat beds.
Yet this wasnt the worst thing Zion did today.
When I woke up and came down stairs this morning, I discovered my library book on the kitchen counter.
Covered in cat puke.
Thanks Zion.

Ass hole.