Terrible Toilet Troubles

Oh Shit! My first Colonic

Three years ago every step I took was agony even on a gorgeous autumn day such as this as I trekked my favorite leave covered trails in our national forest just steps out our back door. My sciatica was back and it was killing me. Three years ago, not quite so healthy and holistic Amber …

Mt Baldy Epic Tale of Intrigue and Bodily Misfunction

  Somethings will always bring me back to that Labor Day weekend on Mt Baldy.   The smell of men’s arm pits.   Throwing up orange slices and a hell of a lot of water.    The way my calves cramped up after the race (All I wanted to do was grab that box of …

Altitude Sickness; It’s Really Not so Fun

   A friend asked me today if I had ever had shin splits with all the running I do.   No but I’ve had Shin Shits!   Haaahhaaahaaa!    Oh wait, is that only funny to me?    I guess it’s funny now, because I’m wearing clean pants.     It was not funny when I was twenty two years old, …

The Toilet Monster

      If you don’t like reading about bowel movements you might not want to read this next blog.    If you do like reading about bowel movements, well you are just a weirdo.    Anyways, I am what we might call extremely regular, so this morning I ran to the bathroom as normally do, to ah, take …