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How to Throw a Donald Trump Themed Birthday Party

My boyfriend and the love of my life turned 43 today and I found myself asking the question, how can I make Adrian’s birthday great again? My boyfriend simply adores our 45th president and when I sent out the Facebook invites I knew he would love the Donald Trump theme. Then all of our liberal …

#MakingAdriansbirthdaygreatagain

Last night at the camp we found ourselves asking important questions like is Donald Trump really black on the inside? And why do all the children want to eat his brain? Flash backwards in time six hours and you will find me driving winding mountain roads as slowly as I possibly can in my all wheel …

Baby it’s Cold Outside; Or Maybe I’m Just High

I love Christmas music. I really do. I am that person that is blaring Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas the minute I leave Thanksgiving dinner. I decorate the tree to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire, dancing around my mountain cabin and Dreaming of a White Christmas (The Mindy Smith version of course) Every …

That One Time I Got Typhoid

“Babe, I think I have typhoid”  I’m laying on the couch in pain for the third day straight. “How can you possibly have Typhoid? You just got vaccinated for it and we are still safely in California!” My boyfriend is staring at me from the couch, the image of Donald Trump’s ginormous face reflected behind …

A Presidential Embarrassment

Good morning Comrade Obama. Or should I say “Dobrue utro” (That would be Russian for good morning) Obama you only have fifty seven days left in the oval office. I realize your job is almost done now and you can probably spend your days playing golf and handing out prestiges awards to celebrities and basketball players. I …