Down Under

Would you like a Vegimite Sandwich?

The year was 2003. It would be thirteen years prior to my first trip to Australia and actually consuming Vegemite on Australian soil, seeing boobs on Bondi Beach and relaxing for days at a time while consuming all the “Bugs” my body could handle on Fitzroy Island. This night would be the first actual      ” …

Amber and the Case of the Giant Wombat Balls

This morning I awoke to a kitten purring and licking my face. Outside my windows I could hear the wind blowing and the snow hitting the window panes. Now this is how you should wake up on a snow day. That’s right, I’m making today a snow day. I’m not going to work. I may …