16 Cats a Hoarder and Me

Tales from that weird Woodyard family

Where the Cat People Come From

I come from a long line of crazy cat people. I spent my first day of the summertime with my brother and sister in law doing what crazy cat people do when they leave the cats alone at home for the day; Hiking mountain trails, taking selfies with wildflowers and kayaking the high seas of …

Indiana Jones and Dad’s Temple of Crap

I used to blog about my parents all the time when I lived in the same town as them and my dad walked around the front yard in his ripped underwear or took his Siamese cat on a leash into the local hardware store. I live on the other side of the mountain range from …

Mary Do you know, What the Hell to buy Dad for Christmas?

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Christmas shopping for my dad is not as easy as clicking on Amazon and buying the best dad-friendly gift. Does Amazon have a vintage 1980’s addition of Bargain Hunter? Well actually Amazon may not but Ebay might. In honor of Black Friday lets take a minute out of our day to ask ourselves, what does …

The 10 Best Halloween Ideas

I love Halloween. There is nothing more fun than a bunch of friends dressing up as child molesters, Macho Libre and politicians while drinking beer. Yea. Over the years and through out the various Halloween parties my friends have come up with quite a few awesome costumes. Halloween can have so many themes! We have …

I come from a long line of Chipmunks…

My boyfriend is constantly reminding me that I’m a chipmunk and I need to settle down. I have bad news for him; it looks like it’s genetic! Today is my grandmas eighty fifth birthday. Last night she told me a story about how she was crawling up on the kitchen counters so that she could …