16 Cats a Hoarder and Me

Tales from that weird Woodyard family

The 10 Best Halloween Ideas

I love Halloween. There is nothing more fun than a bunch of friends dressing up as child molesters, Macho Libre and politicians while drinking beer. Yea. Over the years and through out the various Halloween parties my friends have come up with quite a few awesome costumes. The easiest Halloween costume for 2017? Hillary’s emails …

I come from a long line of Chipmunks…

My boyfriend is constantly reminding me that I’m a chipmunk and I need to settle down. I have bad news for him; it looks like it’s genetic! Today is my grandmas eighty fifth birthday. Last night she told me a story about how she was crawling up on the kitchen counters so that she could …

The Summer of 89 Makes Me Want to Throw up A Little

     Sometimes I feel like I must repress some of my child hood memories and then they come flooding back to me at the mention of a subject like mushy lettuce.    Oh yes, mushy, chewy slime like lettuce brings back the memories of the Whoppers and the summer of eighty nine.   The summer of 1989 I …

Life with my Parents; The Nudists

      When I was thirty years old I briefly kind of moved back in with my parents.      I lived in their driveway in their fifth wheel for a summer while I was going through my divorce.      Living in close proximity to my parents is proved to be a challenge.      I love my parents, but I love …

In Hot Pursuit

     Some days I really doubt that any one has a family as unique as mine.            I called my Dad yesterday to have a conversation.     He than yelled at me on the phone     “I can’t talk right now! I’m sitting on a toilet at a truck stop!”     ???     Why did he answer in the …