Monthly Archives: November 2016

That One Time I Got Typhoid

“Babe, I think I have typhoid”  I’m laying on the couch in pain for the third day straight. “How can you possibly have Typhoid? You just got vaccinated for it and we are still safely in California!” My boyfriend is staring at me from the couch, the image of Donald Trump’s ginormous face reflected behind …

Walking Around in a Winter Wonderland; Chihuahuas in Sweaters Edition 

When I find myself constantly weaving my way around a chihuahua in a sweater leashed to a cart in Stater Brothers and keep getting glared at by the tiny purse dogs owner every time her dog tries to dart in front of my shopping cart that’s when I know grocery shopping the morning before thanksgiving …

A Presidential Embarrassment

Good morning Comrade Obama. Or should I say “Dobrue utro” (That would be Russian for good morning) Obama you only have fifty seven days left in the oval office. I realize your job is almost done now and you can probably spend your days playing golf and handing out prestiges awards to celebrities and basketball players. I …