Month: December 2014

Don’t be Afraid to Get Lost in Mexico

    Let me tell you a thing about California and Mexico.      There are two types of Californians; The type who go out of their way to absolutely not buy Mexican produce; they would not buy a cucumber gown in Mexico if it was the last Persian cuc on earth! Than there are …

I’ll Have the Nut Cream

         I should have known as soon as we walked into our suite.      The first thing I noticed, well besides the spacious floor plan and the ocean front view was the painting of the dude grabbing his nuts.     As soon as my boyfriend walked into the bedroom it was the first …

Playas and Converting Miles to Kilometers

     It’s been eight years since I have been to Mexico.      Let me tell you, Mexico is still a cluster fuck for the California driver.      You cross the border and laws what fucking laws?       Every intersection is a traffic circle.      It’s a desperate dance in a two ton Japanese SUV to …