Month: June 2014

I’ve Got G.A.S (Gear Accumulation Syndrome)

    It’s hard to be a fan of the outdoors and not slowly turn into a outdoor merchandise hoarder.     It starts with a pair of running shoes, the Asic women’s size 7’s in white and pink.     Than your first pair of trekking poles.     And of course you need a -10 degree sleeping bag to …

Falling off Toilets; Life with Vertigo

    I feel like Lucille Austero from Arrested Development.    Vertigo is so fucking weird.    Its hard to explain to some one who has never had it.    At first its fun.    The room spins a little and honestly you feel a little drunk, weee!    Than three hours later you are puking none stop, you fall off the toilet …