Month: February 2014

Pesto Turkey Bacon Breakfast Melts

    Getting back into shape means hurting a little.    Or a lot.    Getting into shape and eating healthy does not mean you have to eat toast that tastes like cardboard or nothing but protein shakes.   Yes this sandwich has cheese on it (fat!) but I don’t see fat as calories.   I see fat as energy points.   I …

Curried Broccoli Crunch Salad

    Being on vacation for four days makes me miss my tiny mountain kitchen back home in my mountains, two hundred miles away.    Last week I spent a epic few days in the Eastern Sierras seeing how much fun we could have with out snow boarding or skiing ( Two winter sports that are just …

Kittens vs Donuts vs Pitbulls ( Also recipe for Banana Nut Smoothie)

   The Subaru dealership used to be a magical place filled with kittens. That was back in the good old days. Now the kittens have been replaced with reality t.v. about pit bulls, the trashiest member of the dog family. I miss the kittens. There are donuts now, but I just had a delicious protein …

Choking, coughing and not shaving my legs

     It’s nine p.m. I’m in scenic and snowy alpine-lic-cous Mammoth California and I’m fucking choking.      I have been coughing and drinking wine for two hours.     Wine helps the coughing, right?     Red hot chili flakes would be the source of my itchy throat.    Our evening began hours earlier when J and I …