Month: November 2012

The Hyper Chipmunk makes Mascarpone Sweet Potato Pie with a Gingersnap Crust.

   My best friend says I remind her of a hyper chipmunk.    She usually yells this at me from underneath a pile of downy pillows in a messy bed in a Las Vegas hotel room after a night of gorging ourselves on German food, German beer and dancing our asses off..    That is …

My Phone Defecated

    I’m out for my morning run tearing up the streets of my neighborhood at six a.m. Most of my neighbors are still sleeping off the meth they made/ did the night before. My otherwise rowdy, redneck neighborhood is quite at this hour, just the morning birds chirping away in the yellow oak leaves above …

Thank God for Super Glue

The following is a real conversation RING RING        “Dad?” Do you have any super glue?         “Yeah… How much do you need?”         “Ummm… Enough to glue my thumb back on”         “Maybe you should just go to Urgent Care?”         “Well I hit my head also. Do you …