Month: November 2012

Trabucu Canyon… Who knew?

      I ended up going on a few dates last summer with this guy, we’ll just call him The Urban Cowboy, because he lives in Trabuco Canyon, which is like Southern California’s cowboy land. Trabuco Canyon is a place I had never been in my life even though it is literally like fifteen minutes from …

The Ten Best Moments in Holcomb Valley

    Yesterday I ran my own half marathon at Holcomb Valley.    Let’s call it Run for a Cure (To find out why Amber is so stinky)    Turns out the answer was just cheese.    Anyways…   It was such an exhilarating morning run through an empty autumn forest. I saw three cars full of people during my …

My date with Bambi, almost

   A big ass doe just almost side swiped me.   I was not in my brand new SUV almost wetting myself at the thought of hitting ANOTHER deer in ANOTHER brand new Subaru. (Please see February 2005 of my life, when I killed Bambi)   I was in the forest, running up Cougar Poop Trail, …

Kitty Kitty

  Perhaps before I yelled    “Get out of here asshole!” today at the creature, I should have made sure my neighbors were not around?   Today, for the first time all summer, I saw the creature.   Actually Zion saw it in the garden.   He alerted me by growling at it.   Good kitty.  It was a squirrel, …

A Blog of Random Words

     Some one apparently looked up hot glory boobs and found my blog.     I guess I use those words together in the same sentence quite a bit?     Today’s adventure had me using words such as Galangal, Kaffir, and San Bernardino Ghetto.    Today’s excursion involved me driving to San Bernardino. I wanted to make Thai Soup, Tom …