Month: May 2012

Cows pooping, Stinky Spas and Wine Tasting; Epic Trip to the Central Coast

    I smell like campfire and rotten eggs.    A little stinkier than usual, maybe even for me.   Ahh camping.    Nothing like sipping a warm Chai tea by the camp fire on a chilly beach morning while reading a good book.    Or nothing like setting up your tent right next to a bee hive, finding ticks …

Is Ass hole two words or one?

If your wondering why my cat smells like onions, it’s because he is sleeping on my onions. I thought these were planters.I was wrong.They are cat beds.Yet this wasnt the worst thing Zion did today.When I woke up and came down stairs this morning, I discovered my library book on the kitchen counter.Covered in cat …

Redneck Mom Strikes Again

     Have I mentioned I hate my neighbor’s? My house sits above the children’s bus stop and every morning I like to sit on my balcony and enjoy the silence of the mountain’s aside from the EXTREMELY LOUD OH GOD WHY DO THEY WAKE UP AT FOUR A.M. birds chirping. I just want to sit on my balcony in my …