Monthly Archives: March 2012

Mother F%^$&* Snakes in these Mother F^&%$$^^ Mountains

   I just saw springs first lizard.   Shit.   Okay, I realize that the first robin of spring actually means spring is just around the corner, but when you are an out door enthusiast its actually the first lizard.    That’s because once the lizards return the baby rattle snakes can not be far behind.   I …

Beam me up, Leslie

 Well, I’d say from the looks of things, I have managed to piss off everyone on this small mountain in the past few days.    From my local auto shop to the bitches at Big Bear Enterprise    Oh yeah    I am that girl    Your biggest nightmare, Leslie, at Big Bear Enterprise.   I pay a shit ton for …

Cougar Poop Trail Adventure

    I’ve hiked at City Creek Ranger Station quite a few times and I’m always amazed by how much, well, shit there is on the trail. Last time we did this run, Jenn commented   “Some one must have been walking their herd of huskies up here!”     It’s a little annoying to have to dodge …